We’re coming with you. That was decided months ago- years, really.
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Dad: " You know what stinks single guys like me paying for birth control so a chick won't have a kid."
Me: " Oh what do you know about birth control."
Dad: " That it keeps whores from getting pregnant."
Me: *slams hands on table*" SHUT UP YOU DON'T KNOW A FUCKING THING DO YOU THINK THAT'S THE ONLY THING IT DOES?!? DO YOU? WITHOUT THAT SHIT I WOULD STILL BE BLEEDING OUT OF MY VAGINA NON-STOP SINCE JANUARY AND ITS NOT LIKE I ASKED TO HAVE THAT HAPPEN."
Dad: " Yeah but I shouldn't have to pay for it."
Me: " Do you not realize that without insurance my birth control would be $100 not $25, do you know that I have to spend $30 on pads and tampons every three months. NO you didn't"
Dad: " Yeah but-."
Me: " I wasn't done , men get condoms, Viagra, penis pumps and all that other shit for FREE."
Dad: " We do?"
Me: " Yeah so next time you fucking vote or bitch about something you don't know about think about this for a sec maybe instead of paying for it maybe it should be free BECAUSE YOU DON'T HAVE TO HAVE SEX BUT I'M FORCED TO PUT UP WITH PART OF MY UTERUS FALLING OUT OF ME ."
Dad: "......" * Intense look of fear.*
Mom: * Laughs from the hallway and high fives me later.*
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My favorite Disney princess is Elizabeth Swann because rather than becoming a princess, she was like “nah, fuck that” and became a king instead.
Hello! Sofya here, living in the USA. This Blog is basically going to be filled with all sorts of random things, but the fandoms you should keep an eye out for are LOST and Harry Potter ... oh, and Disney too. There's probably some more in there, of course. Ask me any questions you have! I don't mind answering anything at all.
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